SHAPESHIFTER

Hi, how you doin’? I’m here to talk to you about…no, hey, I’m over here. Hi, I’d like to…whoa, calm down buddy. You never seen a talkin’ fly before? Ok, fine. (changes into a human) This better? Sheesh, you got a pair of lungs on you, you know that? Anyways, like I was tryin ta say, I heard about your little recruitment drive and I’m here to answer the call. I’m the Shapeshifter. Guess what I do. Now, I’m no mind reader but I know you gotta be thinkin’…”How can you defeat enemies by changin’ shape?” Well, two ways. First, I don’t just change inta flies, though, it is good for gettin’ the drop on folks. I change into hard and heavy stuff, like, my hands become hammers and smash things or swords and cut things in half. I can turn into a shark, a lion, a bird even a dragon! Secondly, if I touch somthin’ I can change it too. I can turn them into somethin’ harmless like bubblewrap or I can turn their bones into potato chips. One time, my little brother made me mad so I turned him into a basketball and played a few games with my friends. He don’t talk to me much anymore but you get what I’m saying. I’m hard to get rid of too. I can turn into jelly or somthin’ if someone goes to hit me or shoot me and I can even shift my injuries to…you know…not injuries. You aint ‘gonna find nobody who can do what I do. Just say the word and I’ll turn into whatever you need me to be.